In a 2011 Plum Miami feature, writer Jacquelynn D. Powers tailed actress Lindsay Lohan through the neon swirls of South Florida as the actress embarked on a manic weekend rampage (via Radar Online). One of the most telling scenes involved Lohan careening through town in a “chauffeured Lincoln Navigator,” eventually coming across a parking cone as they arrived at the Fontainebleau hotel. The Herbie: Fully Loaded star reportedly rolled down the window and shouted to no one in particular, “Move that cone. I’m Lindsay Lohan.” Indeed, she is.
Powers tagged along as Lohan raged for hours at the nightclub LIV on Saturday night, and then kept the party alive through Sunday. “It was like watching the lights come on at a nightclub after-hours,” Powers writes. “Not pretty,” Sadly, Powers never got to hunker down with Lilo to find out what makes her tick. “I never got my interview,” she laments, saying she was “exhausted from the constant demands, drama, outbursts, cancellations and tsoris.“
It’s worth noting that the year before, Lohan felt entitled enough to complete redefine the term “rehab.” According to TMZ, a “chemical dependency technician” caught her sneaking out of The Betty Ford Clinic to go drinking, later “trying to jump over the back wall” to get back to her room. Her sense of self-importance apparently remains unscathed. According to The Hollywood Reporter, she launched a “subscription-based lifestyle website” in 2017 where, for only $2.99 a month, we can gain access to her “exclusive world.” See you there?